I an attempt to gain back my loyal blog followers, I am going to do something so vile, so unspeakable, so un imaginiably horrible that no one in the whole world has ever thought to do something like this before... I'm going to chug vinegear oil, wearing a polka dotted dress, while not cooking and watching old episodes of Married With Children. What? That's not disgusting enough. Oh, ok, now I know how to fix it . Correction. I am going to do all that stuff I just mentioned while watching episodes of Seinfeld instead. There, that's much more unspeakable!
There, now that you're back in the saddle again, let's get to talking about how my non-cooking is going. Today, I did not cook a whole can of chicken noodle soup, washed down with some plain, non sparkly water. (Oh, love that water!) Anyway, I had some more cereal in the morning and more fruit in the afternoon. Nothing left to the imagination here, except how my living room carpet looked, soaked with all that vegetable oil that missed my mouth.
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