I'm Full! (Wednesday, October 6, 2010)

Well, some of you may have noticed that I have not written anything in a while, which is a good thing. For, you see, I've had my fill of writing much like the town glutton finally had his/her fill of jelly donuts! Believe me, cooking is still a very low priority in my life, and I will happily go on for plenty of days not cooking stuff. That's what I've intended to do once I reached a certain age where cooking was going to be expected of me. But that is not the realy challenge. No, something sinister inside me dwells, and it comes out at the moment when it is most unwelcome. You see, I have tried to quit writing several times and all to no avail. Sure, I would stop for a few months when it was my intention to take at least a year off from writing. Ha Ha! That worked out like accepting Communism in the United States fifty years ago! It's hard. A lot harder than no cooking stuff I must say. So, for all of you who have stayed by my side, I want to take this time to thank you for listening, or reading rather. Your loyalty to my sucky blog has truly touched me. Now I will leave you with this thought:

Screw not cooking stuff for a whole year; I'm going to try not writing stuff!

By Special Request (Wednesday, September 22, 2010)

Ok, I am still not cooking stuff, but I haven't posted any updates lately because, frankly, I am nearly done with all my books and I am sick of writing! I am only doing an entry today by request of one of my best friends.

So, last night, we get to talking on the phone, and we start laughing and goofing around. (I was a little hyper from the broccoli, not pizza, that I had for dinner.) She told me that she was sad that I haven't updated this blog lately, and she told me how not cooking stuff is funny. Then, we started joking even more until she said: "You probably don't even know what kind of oven that you have." I stopped laughing and scratched my head. Come to think of it, I really didn't know what kind of oven I have! So, I had to march my ass into the kitchen and actually look at the thing to see what brand it is. Whirlpool, duh! I should have known that! We ended up joking about that until my vocal chords were sore from laughing and it was time to settle down for the night.

So, special unnamed best friend for reason of protection from crazies on the Internet, this if for you!

Flying Right By (Friday, September 10, 2010)

Wow. All I can say is "wow" because of how quickly we are flying through the year. Anyhow, just had some leftovers for dinner and another Hot Pocket. Can't wait to watch some of our new movies in a few days. New movies are so much fun! Probably soon need to buy some more food that I do not have to cook. Take it easy...

Get in the Car, It's Dominoes (Thursday, September 9, 2010)

Okay. Okay. I don't want to be a plaigerist, so I am going to cite the right to the parody that I typed in as my title: "Get the Door, it's Dominoes" slogan (c) 2007 Dominoes Pizza. I even put the year that they started using the slogan, and that makes me not a plaigerist, so there! :p

"What?"
MY HUSBAND'S VOICE: "Well, parodies are public domain."
Me: I knew that!

But, this, folks is not exactly a parody but a slight variation. I only changed a few words around, and I don't want to get sued by some people who fill my mouth with their delicious junk food, I mean pizza. What's this have to do with my blog? Almost completely nothing!

That's right. Dominoes sent the library some nice discount coupons for their lovely pizza deals. I figured since I work there, I might cut out the one for the family meal deal thingie. Hey, I know what some of you are thinking, and two people (ie: my husband and I) can definitely be considered a family. Why do we have to throw anyone else into the mix. Don't you dare judge me! ;p ;p

Well, we had dome of that for dinner tonight because I sure as hell am not going to cook anything. Then I would have to shit down this blog and let everyone who is reading this get back to their mundane little lives. LOL

By the way, I changed the slogan to "car" because I seldom carry cash, and we always pick up our pizza because we are too cheap to leave a tip.

Much, Much Better (Wednesday, September 8, 2010)

Well, I managed to drag myself out of bed and get to the doctor's for my appointment. I apparently have throat acid reflux, (don't know how the fuck I got that!) and he wrote me a new prescription for that. Man, what am I, like 87? I don't like taking all these pills, but they hopefully won't be permanent! Besides, the doctor said that I don't have to change my diet, so I had some more Hot Pockets and ice cream. Today, I made much more progress and got more stuff done. Was wicked tired, though it was a productive day today. Gotta go now...

Is Tuesday the New Monday? (Tuesday, September 7, 2010)

had a bitch of a day at work and hardly wanted to talk to anyone. I also just found I have to go to the doctor tomorrow to have my throat examined because of some recent irritation. (According to most people, I need to have my head examined!). I wouldn't mind, except for the fact that I cannot sleep in, and I have to work eight hours on top of that! So, after I got home from another Dr.'s appointment (thyriod/blood/thingie), I shoved some Hot Pockets in my mouth, and later a bowl of ice cream! Watched two of the three Smoky and the Bandit movies. (Don't worry, I tuned out all that twangy country music shit!) and all was right with my world.

Monday, Monday (Monday, September 6, 2010)

Why am I singing that? It's not one of my favorite songs, and today was a good Monday not only because I didn't have to go to work, but I had some great pizza on top of that! Made a lot of progress with my books and am getting done. I should be able to put on the finishing touchies soon!