Excuse Me! (Tuesday, July 20, 2010)

I forgot to talk about how not cooking stuff today was really great! Let out a huge belch at work today and blamed it on the dog. The only problem with that is that our library does not have a dog. It did not take others long to figure out that it was I who belched, so I just told them that it's a better option than being incontinent! Just had some cereal, fruit, and macaroni today--not much on which to base a full stomach. My poor husband is probably getting sick of me not cooking. And that is when I say: "Honey, that is what fast food restaurants are for!" For the moment, he still seems to believe me. I don't know how I am going to BS my way out of the next eleven months, but, as the not-old adage goes, where there is a will, there is a way.